June 2012
2 tags
Dr. Hans: We want Max to... breed.
Iggy: what
Angel: what
Gazzy: what
Nudge: what
Max: WHAT?!
Dylan: YAY
thegabbicave:
0ftenhated:
savannahfaerie:
doctorsaxon:
sweetmotherofpie:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a...
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
Albus: Hey, I just met you.
Albus: And this is crazy.
Albus: But your sister just died.
Petunia: ....
Albus: So here's her baby.
Real Life: Assume straight until proven gay.
Tumblr: Assume gay until proven straight.
Fandom: Assume Gay even if proven straight
Sherlock: Gay until gay, gay, gay, gay.
Glee: What's straight?
hmuifyoureblack:
no food in the house
