Peeta, Liveblogging the 74th Hunger Games
Trolling these Careers haha dem bitches think i'm on there side
Dayum Katniss is lucky i love her 5ever these careers are fucking annoying
Oh hey Cato! whatcha doing? Cato? owwwwww shit get your knife outta my leg!
FROSTING! THE FINAL DEFENSE OF DYING! COME AND FIND ME NOW BITCHES!
this is getting kind of boring i need something to think about
OH EM GEE THERE SHE IS! ok act cool
Hey sweetheart, wanna *finish me off*(;
finally with my baby again looking for berries while she hunts like a bo$$
Oh shit some bitch is stealing my berries
cornicopia beotches! LETS SEE HOW CATO LIKES LIVIN IT UP IN THE AFTERLIFE
now me and katniss can be together 5ever...no wait 6ever
or not...ok...thats fine too...
Every day, I act exactly the opposite of what I really feel.
When a fandom I'm not in goes crazy on my dash.
lolsofunny: The Funniest.
Me: I actually think I look pretty good today.
My mind: No, you don't. Look at how big your arms are. Your stomach is practically falling over your jeans. Your muffin top is gasping for air. Don't get me started on your thighs, either; because they are fucking huge. Remember all this when you decide you're hungry for a cookie or a sandwich today. Remember how people will be constantly judging you for your weight. Think of the happiness skipping lunch and being skinny will be. I'll be with you all day, reminding you of how fat and ugly and gross you are.
I wanted to be saved, too.
most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme