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I love Omegle(:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LUIGI WHERE WAS YOU HIDING?!
Stranger: IN YOU MOM!! ;)
Stranger: Just-a kidding. Bowser stole-a peach again, that-a mother fucker
You: that a-bastard. i will kill a-him!
Stranger: I-a will assist you. Got-a the rifles and carts-a?
You: yes i-a do! lets a-go now!
Stranger: A-ok! Just-a let me polish my trutle first!
You: again with the turtle! i will a-smack you if you dont a-hurry!
Stranger: I'm-a sorry luigi, he's-a gotta be in good shape if he's gonna be killing people
You: wait, im mario
Stranger: oops. ahaha
Stranger: So-a MARIO we'ah gonna go kill Bowser now?
You: yes a-lets go a-now! before the sun sets and we-a loses him
Stranger: Off-a we go, down the pipe-a
You: LUIGI WATCH OUT FOR THAT-A GHOST
Stranger: OH-A NO!! *blink blink blink* I'm-a SMALL!
You: oh-a-no! luigi, my brother!
Stranger: Brother save-a me!
Stranger: Theres-a hole coming up!
You: Oh-a no luigi, theres a-nothing i can do!
Stranger: N0-ooooo! I fell down! BUh buh buh bun bun buh bun
You: LUIGI MY-A BROTHER
Stranger: GOODBYE!!! Kill bowser for me!
You have disconnected.