renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
amoying: post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
harrisonfj0rd: no one’s ever said ‘no shit, sherlock’ to sherlock holmes in either of the modern-day reinterpretations of the holmes canon and that’s a failure of modern society
martincrief: TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
Book: I will be one of the best things you read this year.
Book: You will fall in love with my characters.
Book: I'm so good, you'll lose sleep over me.
Book: I'm part of a series.
Book: So you can feel the pain of a character dying in each book.
Book: I will break you emotionally.
Book: I will make you forget the real world.
Book: I will ruin all potential future love interests for you.
Book: You will be emotionally attached to me.
Book: You are mine.
shalrath: what we should be getting a multiple tag search option an actually working block option a fix on the tumblr video player being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post what we are getting
tennantbutt: um clearly you guys got your facts wrong. the world doesnt end until the year 5,000,000,000. it was on the second episode of doctor who dont tell me you skipped nine.
*Pollen accidentally enters body*
Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
circumcising: circumcising: sexual orientation: sunburnt ice cream man
shitsponge: thefeltonfreak: realityisahumaninvention: unclefather: nottoointeresting: thelaughingmango: unclefather: why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead too soon How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. WHAT A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?” The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer” what’s worse than biting into an...
ineedscissors61: remstigma: hauntedblogger: you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident” Actually, you can’t. Not since the accident.
jvsxn: part of me wants to be seven and careless. part of me wants to be back in your bed. part of me wants to be forty and settled. part of me wants to be dead.